Time for a review of one of the most ridiculous statues I’ve ever seen, the Organic Hobby Witchblade statue by Masane Amaha. I wasn’t even planning to buy it but I got such a tremendous deal on it that it was worth it for novelty value alone.
The pictures below the cut are perhaps the least work safe of any of my reviews to date. Although I guess that feature with the recast statues with giant breasts was slightly less worksafe. Anyways, if you’re at work, don’t click the cut!
Woah there lady, you can’t go out in public like that. I’m questioning the pose here. Her ass is flying way out there. I haven’t seen the show, but I’m assuming she has super strength if she can lean over like that without her giant juggs toppling her over or snapping her spine. The blade is fairly menacing and somehow it cut me while I was setting this damn thing up. Her cutesy little finger to the mouth feels a little bizarre compared to the ass hanging out, but hey, ladies can be a real mystery.
I’m not sure where this would be even be appropriate. Maybe if you had a shelf of lady statues involved in hardcore action. Oh, and the vagina area has a blade as well. One of those newer anti-rape devices I guess.
There’s something a little strange about the eyes and I’m not sure if the hair was supposed to have a metallic look to it, otherwise, the paint is pretty good. Oh, and the packaging is a good laugh too. It’s nearly completely transparent. If you buy it in the store, everyone can see your shame!
2.5/5. It’s technically well done, but come on. I bought it because I found it hilarious and it was super cheap. If you’re not in the same sitaution, I really can’t recommend it.
Buying Options : Right here. Amazon has it cheap too.
